Post therapy American Apparel purchases

So I am living the American dream. I went to therapy on my lunch break from my corporate job and after therapy I bought two t-shirts from American Apparel. I already knew I would buy them after, I planned it. I envisioned them and fulfilled the prophesy. Like so many other things, like things discussed in therapy. Maybe envisioning the purchase was a way to see myself getting out of therapy and moving forward with my day (life.) Or they are a treat, like "here you go sweety you just went through something rough." Disgusting. Anyways, not to bum anyone out, I got a slightly larger v-neck gray track shirt than I already own, and a purple acid wash v-neck. I put the purple v-neck on in the bathroom at work, it is WAY more awesome than what I was wearing earlier-the slightly smaller and totally pit stained gray v-neck track shirt that I already own. I do need therapy.
-Rylan