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Average White Girl wrote Fash Emerg:
"OK, I'm dying to talk about "muffin tops".

Ok. They are the unfortunate by product of low-rise fashion, genetics and possibly poor diet/lack of excercise-but seriously everyone can create muffin top-just get pants that are too small and too low. Mix this mess with some tight cheap t-shirt and top off wiht a thong whale tail and you are all aboard to Mall Slut Alley!

The other unfortunate yummy sounding fashion glitch-PONCH! That bulbous collection of chub on display manufactured by high rise pants, panties, skirts, etc. Awesome. Sometimes referred to as " mom ponch." I remember seeing it on a few mom's wearing stonewash in upstate New York in the 80's-90's. Perhaps the low rise was created because we had feasted on ponch for too long.

There are jeans that are wide in the waist and not too low and still fit narrow throughout to limit muffin top manufacturing. But you have to hunt like you are hungry.