
My nephew
Josh is handi-amazing. He can do anything any other 12-year-old can do -- that is, except use his legs. Which is why in this
economic crisis, I am creatively making his Christmas gift with my own hands. Blappity, blap, he keeps complaining that he has to carry his daises and newspapers on his lap. Well, Joshinstein, worry no more! Look at this creative wheelchair accessory I am making you. You will be the
coolest kid at the quiet school. And, don't worry
Great Aunt Frigid, I'm making one for your walker, too!
Since I cannot
pleasure myself, I love keeping my hands busy. So, for those of you who are wondering, hey, I can't afford these new
alphabet games and
war memorials -- just use your noggin' and get sloggin' on some
homemade gifts! Just like the
Dutch!
The lesson here is: You don't have to be in a
wheelchair to appreciate this gift -- but, it helps. Best, Meg
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