Everyone knows that girls don't like video games. It's just not in their nature -- like fixing cars and voting. But, leave it to our besties at Nintendo to market a game for the gals! May I present, "The Little Pet Shop: Winter" (also available in Jungle and Garden). Finally, the video game manufacters see a market and fill it (that's what she said). Driving and shoot 'em up games are sooo boring! All girls know that. With this game, girls can collect pets, party with their pets, dress up their pets, and play with their pets in games such as "Nut Fest" and "Beats 'n Bops." I'm so glad that Nintendo realizes that little girls only want to accessorize and frolic in winter time pursuits. This is fun with a capital "PH"!
Girl power, for serious, ladies. Get your head out of your bloody vag and into a Nintendo DS! Best of all, that game system comes in metallic pink. Can I handle my shit right now? Obviously not. Make something pink, soft, and give it big eyes -- that's what girls like, right? Let's design some more games for girls. Yeah, let's think like Nintendo executives. My proposals:
5. Balloons!
The lesson here is: I wish I had a kitten...or a baby! Are you listening, Santa? Best, Meg
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