Fashemerg is DUNZO

Um, sorry ladies, but have you seen this little satirical gem?  It comes from Lifetime television's caption contest.  They are chock full of jest, parody, and overall biting wit.  We can't compete...there's no way.  Their "caption splash" contest is like the parlor of Sir Oscar Wilde himself.  Observe the majesty of this cat, child, and blurry girl.  A normal afternoon in a yard, suddenly becomes a literal "lol" situation.  

What do you have to declare?  Only the genius of these contributors.  They must all be MIT graduates in the art of "stick-it-to-you-ness."  All our snark has been for nought.   Fashemerg can't go on when these kinds of bon mots exist.

Lesson here is: why bother?

The Real Deal

Where will you be May 2010? If you're like me and you look like a celebrity, you will be at the Original Celebrity Impersonator's Convention!  And, hell, I throw the term "celebrity" around loosely.  We're talking political figures, popular movie characters, television characters, and historical figures.  As long as you are not being yourself, you are welcome here.  Where else can you see Kramer, Saddam Hussein, and George W. Bush enjoying a mimosa?

Remember Shania Twain?  Well, her impersonator says, "I just wanted to thank you so much for putting the conference together. It was an experience of a lifetime for me... something I will remember for the rest of my life." Dianna Paige as Shania Twain

They've got seminars, showcases, and "beau coup schmoozing!"  Grab your wig, boombox, and homemade headshot.  Because, baby, this is your time to shine!